Halloween Stories!!!

[† Kadaver †]

Yeah, so on a lighter note from everything else (people leaving/getting banned/fighting/waffles [lol]/etc.) I wanna share my awesometastic Halloween! I'm sure everyone else does too so...woot! Anyways, this was my first year not trick-or-treating. Well, we kinda did for like a half hour then got boared, drove to a friends, and played rockband until half of us passed out from sugar highs so...yeah. After school, about half of my actual band showed up on my doorstep asking me too cook for them, so I did, and then we ditched my house and went to Nick's. He was passing out candy to children, we were bored, and none of us had costumes, so we all switched clothing and went as eachother!!! Funiest crap I've ever seen, cause I was wearing my school uniform still (God knows why, but it worked out). So, my boyfriend Jeff went as me in my skirt and polo from my Catholic school (XDD), I went as my home boy, Dom (he looks like Shaggy from scooby-doo o.O) and Dom went as Jeffy. Amber and Maddie went as eachother. That particular one was funny only because Amber is an A-cup, and Maddie is a DD. She had to stuff. A lot. xD

Anyways, we terrorized the neighborhood for awhile as eachother, then me and Jeff got bored and jumped into the back seat of Nick's car, which was parked in his driveway. I won't give you details on make-out sessions, though I will admit that kissing a six and a half foot sixteen-year old with gross man-legs exposed by his green, plaid skirt is....akward. xDD Anywho, me and Jeff fell asleep in the back seat, and all of a sudden Dom comes flying through the open window of the friggin' car with some kid's fairy wings on. We were all like..."wtf" and then they all jumped in the car, accompanied by a few people they found while trick-or-treating. Try fitting eight people (count 'em: Me, Maddie, Amber, Dom, Rico, Sharice, Jeff, and Nick) in a four seating car. It's not supposed to happen, and I know why, though Dom had no problem hanging half out the window.

My mom made burgers so we went BACK to my house to eat. I swear, feeding five teenage boys constantly is a killer on the once unending contents of my refrigerator. After we ate, Amber and Dom took off running down my street because our friend Holly, who lives a few streets over, was having a panic attack and was all alone (parents were out partying). They were the closest to her, so they went to calm her down. Rico and Sharice left too, since they kinda wanted to do...stuff (ie. Love and Lust board on Sobibor. o.O WTf?!)

That left Me, Jeff, Nick, and Maddie in my basement playing with a neverending string of guitars, basses, and a pimped out drumset. A stupid idea flited into my head, though. We had always had this tradition of the ever-famous "slap-ass Friday!", so, remembering what day it was, I nailed Maddie. We got into a little rumble then, and then Nick found a pocket knife. We were playing with that like ADD children for awhile, and I turned around to change the CD in the player. All of a sudden, with my back turned, I hear this from Nick.

"I'll bet no one can slap my ass now!"

If anyone knows me, they know I can't NOT accept a challenge. Without reading the situation, my hand goes flying to his backside. It met a little friend called a knife!!! He had taken the knife, pointed it outwards in his hand, and stuck it by his butt so it kinda looked like a tail. I now have a six centimeter-deep stab wound in my friggen left hand. I had blood ALL over my hand, carpet, and clothes and Nick was FREAKED. Wanna know what I was doing?






Laughing.

Yeah, I thought it was the funniest crap ever! Everyone's freaking out cause I just got effin stabbed, and I'm rolling on the floor! XDDDD It hurt soooooo bad, but I felt so much like a total tard for doing it, I coudn't even crab about it! XD After cleaning up my mess and superglueing my hand (it wasn't a rip, so I knew it didn't need stitches and that's usually what doctors do for that stuff), we walked down to the end of my street. I live right by lake Erie, so there's a beach not even 500 yards from my house. We were chilling down there for awhile, I was feeling all "manly" because I got stabbed and didn't cry about it, Jeff was complaining about his "un-manly-ness" cause he was still wearing a skirt, and we kinda just relaxed down there for awhile.

Nick is eighteen. He's never had a girlfriend, mainly because he's very shy and kept to himself. Maddie is the opposite, though she's never really had a boyfriend either. She's sixteen, very outspoken, and stands up strongly for what she belives. Who would have thought that the two of them would have done the "I'm cold...brr..." thing, snuggled close to eachother, and end up hooking up that night? Who knew....-giggles-

They're adorable. We had a blast. Holly was alright. And my hand still hurts!!! ^_^ How was YOUR night o' Hallow's eve?

[Lugubrious]

That's quite a story kaddie. You're a wild kiddo. haha
Beats my halloween of trick-or-treating chaperoning.

[Action]

Good job, Kads! *pats* I'm so proud of you and your new knife hole!
Same with mine. xD I did practically nothin compared to Miss Kadaver.

[Locura]

Lmao Kaddeh, that is definetly one for the history books. I've never had such an exciting Halloween as you, but I had fun too ^^

Here's my story, it's not as funny, but that doesn't matter much right?

Mmk, so I'm a loser and wasn't planning on doing anything for Halloween. So I invited my two friends Deanna and Kim over to my house to play a little Guitar Hero World Tour (it's like Rockband, it's got 2 guitars, a drumset, and a microphone.) So we played for several hours. It was hilarious because Kim can only pass in beginner no matter WHAT instrument she'd on. I'd be playing expert on the guitar and Deanna'd be on drums and we'd have no problem but we'd be shouting at Kim to use star power cuz she was failing like crazy. Of course, we rotated instruments. I went from playing expert at guitar to medium on the drumset. Of course, I didn't really want to sing (I have a horrible singing voice, sounds like I'm choking on something xD) but they forced me into it. We were smack dab in the middle of a song, all 3 of us hyped up on Mountain Dew right? And we're in the middle of a song and I burp right into the microphone and it gives me starpower xDDDDD

We almost all failed the song we were lauging so hard. Deanna fell off the chair while playing the drums and Kim doubled over in pain from laughing. It was freaking hilarious.

lol, it may not seem that funny, but you should have been there. You'd have died too xD
-Locu

[Action]

Very nice burp power, Aru! Sounds a little too much like me. XD I burped the Alphabet over and over and over the other day at Tarb's house. Good times, good times. That was also the day that she was unable to stop farting. Weeee! Very stinky room, might I add. XD